Tis evening. 7.09pm to be precise. At this moment I realize that i never feel well around this time of day. Nauseous? An urge to be in the great big outdoors? OK... dont think we can find that in KL anymore... like wanna puke. Should i go jump around? should i skip rope? GOD i did that the other day with my little cousins, and DAMN my knees hurt like hell!!! of course it's been umpteen years since i last skipped... dont think my knees can take the shock of my weight bouncing up and down....

Gonna go see my friend later. Inevitably there will be booze involved... *hic* Wish me luck in evading the fuzz. The trick is, no matter what state of inebriation we are in, one just have to 'look' sober and talk in a proper manner, without slurring or some other weird speech patterns. Don't be like:
Fuzz: "Ada minum ke?"
Drunk: " Tak de lah... " then proceeds to sing the chorus of Bohemian Rhapsody, much to the amusement of the Fuzz.

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