I HAVE SUCCUMBED TO CONSUMERISM!

The damage, so far, in the past week:
1. One pair of shoes, leather, slip-ons.
2. One pair, slippers, velcro straps
3. Four neckties.
4. One jacket, grey, cooler than ice.
5. One 'caveman' / Fred Flinstone costume
6. Countless litres of petrol
7. Soft drinks and Milo ais by the dozens.
8. Lost count: Guinness, Kampai, Anchor, Carlsberg, Vodka Cruisers, et al.

Feels good to spend all that dosh. Definitely a substitute for, err, well, whatever.

More of the same in the coming week? Yeah, wish me luck.