Thursday, March 28, 2002

TO Nohopestalker: I really feel insecure when u don't post for the day. Are you all right??? Has some catastrophe occured? hope u are ok. Do check the blog out... it's easy, just click on the link over there... Superb piece of verbal diarrheoa.
HEY have you had your HAPPY MOVIE OF THE DAY? Mine for the night was called 'ALL ABOUT THE BENJAMINS'. It's got Ice Cube in it-lah, so do expect lotsa attitude and Cube-an grouch. Hey the original gangsta is selling out to Hollywood lah. No doubt it IS a funny movie, and stands on its own. But...

Compare this movie with Boyz N The Hood... this is a white movie with African-American actors. Wonder whatever happened to the edge, the hardcore anti-establishment sentiments of Boyz, New Jack City, Dead Presidents, and even Set It Off. Whoa that was great movie loh, cute chicks blasting the city away.

I suppose the minority has, in the words of this new movie, caught up with the Benjamins, and whatever social misalignment has been rectified. Hey... deep inside me, i know it too. IT IS ALL ABOUT THE BENJAMINS.
I GOT A PAL. Let's call him 'G'(cos he hits the Spot?) I am amazed - what planet are u from? Not knowing the massively popular PPG. THEY ARE EVERYWHERE... on lunch boxes, water bottles, TV, papers, and their very own MOVIE ... hmmm didnt catch that one, or is it out yet? Wipe that spunk of yer glasses, mate. : )

Suffering an acute case of PPG Withdrawal Syndrome (PWS). Get me a doctor.

Wednesday, March 27, 2002

PPG is on NOW!!! damn they are sooooo cute..... singing some song now. Today's episode, Mojo Jojo gave them back their Powerpuff Ball, whatever that is. THE DAY IS SAVED, ALL THANKS TO THE POWERPUFF GIRLS. thats what the commentator says... NOW if only they could come save my day. Shit happens in dozens for me. Not twos nor threes. Crap comes upon me in a flood, like i was a magnet for negative karma or something.

AAAhhhh i know why... I havent been wearing my crystal bracelet! I've got this VERY COOL black one. IT ROCKS! (Please leave your name and contact details to purchase, only RM29.90 / USD10.00,exclusive of postage and handling). I better put it on tonight to ward off all negative energy, cleanse my aura, and purify my thoughts too. Hmmm. Get it on, who knows, my luck might change for the better. Win the 4D or something.

Another nightfall encroaches upon the warmth of the day... Us nocturnal creatures shall come out to play. Somehow the night feels so much more full of energy, a quiet restlessness. You know it lah - PARTY TIME!!! No happy hours for a long time to come, they tear a hole in the wallet. Gotta save some more my travels lah. Been wanting to see koalas in the flesh for a long time. I once got a koala tie-pin from a pen-pal.

Taaaa... Later, alligators.



Tuesday, March 26, 2002

After approximately 20 hours of grappling with my computer, i still don't have Windows XP installed. And it still acts funny no matter which brand of antivirus i've run. Which goes to show, we are under the tyranny of Mr. Gates who would wish us to spend countless hours buying and downloading software, which in its complexity, leaves us perplexed and pissed off.

Then... in response we all switch off our non-functional, time-wasting PCs and actually go out there and meet each other, interact, and share our beauty. Microsoft's takeover of our brains stops here. We revert to our old lovely letter-writing, relative-visiting old selves.

Damn i hate my PC, i'm off to Uncle Don's.
Girls getting out there and kicking some ass, thats what the Powerpuff Girls are all about. No more demure, Wilma Flinstone-type of housewife, no sirreee, that was passe when Charlie's Angels came along in the 70s. Here we have 3 cute chicks, smart and sassy, coming to blast the baddies away.

It does reflect the changes in the world today... When women are the equivalent, and perhaps much more so, of the Males. In a world where we all are equals, notwithstanding the biological differences. Hey, girls / women, they pack quite a punch these days! Guys, remember, tis women who rule the world... it's a secret they dont let u know til it's too late, like... after you get married, sign over the house and car... u know, usual stuff like that. Can imagine the headlines... "Subliminal Feminism in PPG a Threat to MANkind."

Okay I gotta go get a life now... The night awaits my intrusion. Away I go, out there where the beautiful people trudge amidst the lighted neon....

I HAVE SOME CONSOLATION... I got meself a Powerpuff Girls mousepad. Sooooo CUTE!!! What's a macho male like me doing with the PPG, u might wonder. HEY, they rock my world, okay....When they burst onto the scene one fine evening on the Cartoon Network, WOW i was hooked at that time. GURLLLL POWERRRRR !!!

It fills my heart with joy, this PPG mousepad... in troubled times, nothing works like a dose of Buttercup, Blossom, and Bubbles (did i get the names right?) Fighting crime trying to save the world.... My fave gals.

Have a nice Tuesday.
Technology sucks. My amplifier's burnt out. Worst of all for the night... I tried to solve my computer problems by installing Windows XP. Man...it left me without a working modem. Seems my built-in one is not recognized by the new version of Windows. Man, i should have listened to the computer guy and spent a bit more on a decent motherboard and modem, and not one of these all-in-one units...

I HAVE A Frigging Headache which has been present for the whole day. It's all my fault, consuming all that Night Train and Guiness... BURP, but it surely changed my perception of my world for a few hours last night! I really shouldn't be consuming alcohol at all given my situation. Tis the creation of the devil! Sweet and stinky all at once... huh. The best thing i heard all night was that i could be a podium dancer... hah hah hahahahah!!!! I know lah i can move my skinny butt convincingly : )

Does anyone know the e-rabbit joke? and it aint got nothing to do with electronics, that, so it must be a chemical joke.

It's late. I should be asleep. And so i shall be in a while. Keep your smiles up and running, eiht! Taaaaa

Monday, March 25, 2002

AARRGGGHHHH i hate my computer! it keeps going nuts on me.... FORMAT time... adoi. so much hassle. I've got an antivirus that refuses to work. Hmmm.... is there any brand that's really good? Tell me.

RECOMMENDED LISTENING FOR THE DAY: How I Could Just Kill A Man, Cypress Hill. Must be really pissed off with my computer. Wanna get violent with it now... Chuck it out the window or something.

Time to get my capitalist blood running... Can't be sitting here the whole time you know. Suffer your Monday blues, aiht. Tuesday's not far away.... Taaaaa

Finished with this movie "Yamakasi"... it's by Luc Besson, you know, Fifth Element, Leon, Taxi... wow u should catch Taxi, it's got some of the best car-chase / driving scenes ever. Original shit, that. Hmmm... beginning to see a trend to his films. They all have the hero running circles around the authorities, albeit stylishly... Inspiration for the masses.

Sunday, March 24, 2002

5am. I should be in Dreamland. But I am not. So what do people do at 5am, apart from getting up and ready for work, or for Sundays, for exercise, breakfast, whatever. Us urban folk... sleep til frigging 12 in the afternoon. What else is there to do in this living hell, this concrete jungle? Where the main pastimes are shopping and clubbing. Huh. Backroom should be packed and very very happening at this hour. Wishing i was there? Some parts of me do.

Some fuzz songs:
1 Policia - Sepultura
2 Fuck The Pol%#& - NWA
3 Fight the Power - Public Enemy
4 Most of the Dr Dre stable of songs.

My beloved amplifier
gave up the ghost today. It's been serving me since... 1990 or so. There i was listening to a MOST ExCellEnt CD - Chemical Brothers' 'Exit Planet Dust' - one of the best breathtaking electronic / dance albums ever. Wicked beats, swirling rhythms, captivating vocals... oh, Beth Orton, you got a fine voice.... Anyways, in the middle of some phat beats... poof. Sounds of silence. Ohhhh, sorrow of sorrows in mine broken heart! The beat must go on!

In half an hour the dawn will break. May we hope? For a new amplifier?!! My hopes for the new day: That those stupid Americans stop fighting 'evil'. So much harm to everyone, including themselves. Americans always think they are the saviour of the World. Sorry, Yankees, JC staked that claim a long time ago....

I hope that someone will knock some fucking sense into Those-In-Power, and they may see the light, and actually do something for the people in the democratic sense, instead of just benefitting the contractors. HEY we don't need new highways. What i can see we need is clean drinking water, decent parks (not pseudo-parks which look more like deserts), trees to line our roads, to provide some shade (and not those scrawny things masquerading as trees these days that don't look like they'll last 3 months.)

Traffic lights that work after a rainfall.

Nuff said for the morn. Enjoy Sunday.




MY ENCOUNTER WITH THE FUZZ.

Driving out with my van laden with stuff. Fuzz stops me. Roadblock looks suspiciously un-authorized. I get stopped. Expectedly. Cop asks for IC and drving licence. Me, fakes ignorance and acts/ looks stupid when told I'm breaking some rules. Gets waved away. Incident does nothing to change my perception of the Uniformed Ones.